I'm at the gay bar...
And this dude on the dance floor does the universal licking pussy signal at me. I got that you were straight from your lack of swag. You didn’t need to highlight it.
This is Olivia Wilde, not Oscar Wilde.
abcdeesh: “I think it’s very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person.” — Oscar Wilde (via sorakeem)